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@seizeyoursalad

I was given the gift of free speech and I’m going to make that everyone’s problem

I was told I might need to make an intro post and pin it despite being in this hellsite for a couple months now but ok

Name: Seizeyoursalad because I ran out of username ideas and threw something together

Pronouns: I literally don’t care, take a wild fucking guess and go for it because I kinda want to see what vibe I give off, Ace-Aro, but I will flirt competitively

Age: 18+

Probably some warnings, idk: im a broke college student that has no money to be diagnosed so i will be posting about exams, stress, depression, and anxiety sometimes, i will usually be tagging all of these with those keywords so as long as you’re okay with those… I am also going to curse. A lot. But so is everyone on this hellsite so. I am asexual so I probably wont be posting any nsfw but I’m also sex/romance positive depending on the day and usually I don’t have a problem about it

Posts: Random thoughts and complaints about life, primary blog for likes and reblogs and shit but I have two other blogs for writing and fandom stuff respectively. No i am not sharing those, you can guess.

Things I won’t stand: I can’t name anything other than just being outright rude or being a dick, at which I probably will either call you out or just ignore you so

Asks: Shoot anything, please, I have very strong opinions that I wanna share about anythjnf and new challenge, send an ask and ill give you a random song from my 96-hour music library bc i havent deleted a song frmo it since i was twelve

I don’t know what else to literally say about this but hey, have some fun with everything bye

a reminder that you can ALWAYS find cheaper alternatives to face washes/body washes/retinols/moisturizers. ALWAYSSSS. Read the back of your face washes and there will be alternatives that use the SAME ingredients mostly in the same quantities and much cheaper, this coming from someone who JUST found an exact same replica of my fancy twenty-thirty dollar skincare routine for half the price. AND AGAIN, when finding skincare routines that work for you, you have to be both consistent with your efforts AND give it time, two full actual months to start seeing improvement, PLEASE.

I don’t REBLOG posts, I LIKE them, and if I LIKE them and have something FUNNY to add I COMMENT, if I don’t LIKE them and instead REBLOG them, I think it needs to be shared and that everyone needs to know it OR I have something else to share along with it OR I really really really want them to respond to me. If I like their blog judging from their top recent posts then I FOLLOW them, but I DONT get notified when they post because I prefer the ORGANIC, PUREBRED way that TUMBLR is supposed to WORK like

Different kinds of headaches (not professional names just what I am calling them)
Sinus headache: Forehead, cheekbones, sometimes radiates to the back of your head. Pressure on your forehead/cheekbones can relieve this
Murder headaches: Idfk why I get these. Istg I get these from BREATHING. They start at my temples and radiate everywhere. ibuprofen and/or an ice pack works for pain relief but sleeping is your best friend for these
Too much noise headaches(?): I get these after too much stimulation. Noises (even small noises) feel like they are too loud and everything feels TOO MUCH. wearing noise canceling headphones and doing nothing is the most effective way to get rid of them
Crying headaches: From crying too much (2-4 HOURS). Like a sinus headache except everywhere, worse, and there’s NO RELIEF. Ice pack on your forehead and Closing your eyes and praying to every god in the world to go unconscious is literally the ONLY thing you can do.

Reblogging to help a poor soul in case they need help, thanks for the tips, love

You see a medical-looking neat little spray bottle on the table. The label says "wound spray". I tell you not to touch that. For some reason you spray some on yourself anyway and scream as a horrible smell fills the room and the chemical reaction of some unknown substance burns your skin right off. You scream and ask what the hell was that.

It's a wound spray, obviously. You spray some on your skin on the desired area, to instantly create a wound.

guys new magic item just dropped, don’t pick it up tho, I’ll do it *grabs tongs*

"everyone is free to do whatever they want with their lives" until they just want to disappear, until they don't want to participate in this godforsaken deranged society, until they want a life that isn't commonly accepted or just don't want a life at all.

“deviation from the norm will be encouraged until it doesnt make money” or something along those lines

ACTUALLY CRAZY that tumblr will not HESITATE to block and report and terminate jirai accounts but the second a p3do account gets on the platform they only remove the posts! then they flag but they NEVER. TERMINATE.

do better tumblr.

tumblr please do fucking better at this

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