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I'm basically just here to talk about Theon Greyjoy, Nancy Birch, Black Sails, Harlots, and asoiaf/got. Theme banner art by Onirio
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    • Jan 14 2026
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    toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account

    anyway I still think the best wuthering heights adaptation would be a muppet movie with a cover of kate bush's "wuthering heights" sung by miss piggy playing while the credits roll. muppeting heights

    selkiewife

    No you can’t leave this in the tags!: #muppeting muppeting muppeting heights kermie~.#its me~ miss piggy~ ive come home~#heathcliff is played by assad zaman as the one human obvi#mine#wuthering heights#the muppets

    The Assad casting is inspired. As is all of it. Why would this be the most accurate Wuthering Heights adaptation we could ever hope for? I would pay good money to see this. Hell I would pay good money to produce this. If only.

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    • Jan 13 2026
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    sunstiana

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    In Darkness with the Ghosts…

    Always wanted to draw theon becoming reek and i thought it would be cool drawing his hair becoming white and slowly his beauty fade away…

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    • #oh
    • #this is so haunting
    • #beautiful art
    • #theon greyjoy
    • #reek
    • #asoiaf
    • #valyrianscrolls
    • #favorite
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    sunstiana

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    • #absolutely beautiful
    • #and absolutely painful
    • #love this so much
    • #beautiful art
    • #theon greyjoy
    • #my heart belongs to reek
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    • Jan 06 2026
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    jonesybird

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    the hostage, the turncloak, and the freak.

    (still just fucking around in krita. but am getting the hang of it???? maybe???? well not really but i'm trying ok)

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    • #oh i love this
    • #theon greyjoy
    • #my heart belongs to reek
    • #beautiful art
    • #asoiaf
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    sunstiana

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    In The Snow… ❄️

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    • #love them so much
    • #jongritte
    • #jon snow
    • #ygritte
    • #asoiaf
    • #beautiful art
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    sunstiana

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    The Smiley Boy…


    Was reading theon's first chapter in acok and this is how imagined him coming back to pyke… also it made me so sad how often characters point out his handsomeness and SMILES, it actually made me sad knowing what happens to him later… i like suffering. But anyway i always wanted to draw theon before “reek” and i love it! Dude is awful but ugh i love him

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    • #theon greyjoy
    • #this is glorious
    • #I love how you paint the light in your art!
    • #I don't know enough about the art process to compliment it intelligently
    • #but every time I see your art
    • #I am like OH I love the light in this!
    • #asoiaf
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    jonesybird

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    'reek, reek, it rhymes with meek.'

    (i'm trying to learn how to work in krita... it's been... a journey indeed...)

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    • #my heart belongs to reek
    • #theon greyjoy
    • #asoiaf
    • #beautiful art
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    • Jan 02 2026

    Really just participating in fandom from afar but sometimes I’ll come on and do like a binge queueing of Theon posts for theonsource. And there was a post where someone suggested to a user: “You should PIONEER the anti theon greyjoy tag.” I’m seriously so old. But also these books were first published in the 90s. The show started in 2011. I PROMISE you there is already an anti Theon Greyjoy tag.

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    • #made me chuckle
    • #remember the days where anti was just the norm
    • #in his main tag?
    • #like no one even bothered to put anti there haha
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    freakcesca

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    “Get a load of this guy” I’M TRYING!!!!

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    • #theon greyjoy
    • #game of thrones
    • #got behind the scenes
    • #got cast
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    fernicenty

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    a star of the ocean ✨🦭

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    • #seal
    • #beautiful art
    • #inspiration
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    theonficexchange

    COLLECTION IS OPEN

    Happy new year! Works are live (but still anonymous) here: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/theongreyjoyexchange2025

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    • #theon fic exchange
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    xx-emowarz-xx

    I think the marketing failure around Jennifer's Body is an enormous part of what makes it such a brilliant master class film. You market this film with these male gazey shots of the current Hollywood sex symbol, you make it seem like a pseudo lesbian soft core porno, you then bring all these men who just want to goon to Megan Fox into the theatre. You sit them down. They're ready to watch the extended cut of her scene in bad boys. And instead you subject them to what rape feels like for women. You force these misogynistic straight men who came to the theater to get their rocks off to watch Megan Fox get shoved into the back of a van, taken to a remote location, and ritualistically sacrificed in a way where any idiot can tell it's a metaphor for sexual assault but which no one would find sexy, and then you make them watch her go to her best friend's house and throw up black bile all over the place. You make her gross and unsexy and in pain. And then you make it gay for real in a way that straight men have a hard time comprehending let alone fetishizing.

    If you're a capitalist it's a terrible marketing decision but if you're a feminist and a troll it's the most brilliant move anyone has ever made.

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    hairscare

    pisses me off when i see people on other platforms talk about "everyone" abandoning tumblr after the sex ban and what a big impact that had. THE WEAK LEFT THE STRONG SURVIVED. REAL TUMBLR USERS WILL NEVER STOP. they could make a new update where you can only post 3 words at a time and id still be on here like "hey guys whats"

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    thenatsdorf

    Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

    immaplatypus

    MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

    official-mugi

    “See him face”

    I sure fucking do see him face

    just-things-i-enjoy

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    Him face

    luccorvus

    Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

    catsbeaversandducks

    Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

    datlokibumtho

    Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (3)

    datlokibumtho

    Reblogging him face again for good luck in 2025.

    backofthebookshelf

    Reblog him face for good luck in 2026

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    • #I love him!
    • #see him face
    • #good luck black cat
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    turnipot

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    Selkie commission for birdmoss

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