supporting the shane x snoopy agenda

Shane the type of person to be on r/askreddit "there's this guy I've been fucking for 10 years, and we've both said 'I love you'. He told me he hasn't had sex with anyone else since we last saw each other, 3 months ago. Our jobs are super public and competitive, so we can't be seen out in public together, but we've figured out a way that we can spend more time together, and be together when we retire. How do I ask if he wants to be my boyfriend?"

Young Hoes Cook Everything on High: Effectivity, Speed, and The Value of Women's Time Outside of the Domestic Sphere

If I were a Democrat who wanted to run in 2028 and had even a shred of moral clarity and understanding of where we are at this time in history I'd be salivating at the prospect of running against the podcasting governor who's hosting ben shapiro in the year 2026

yeah hi jacob

ilya as woodstock

(ilya as woodstock (pt. 2)], (shane's version)

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

man...

genderbent heated rivalry call that yuri on ice

connor mentioned "my own private idaho" with hudson in an interview and i have to do what i need to do

being in the heated rivalry fandom rn is like witnessing the olympics of gay fan fiction. authors who have been training for years in their respective fandoms all coming together to contribute some of the best work i’ve ever seen to this beautiful show. what a joy, what a privilege

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

svetlana vetrova is the hottest woman you’ve ever seen. she’s known ilya since childhood. she grew up between america and russia. she sells fancy cars to ilya at full price. she’s had sex with him repeatedly on and off for years just for funsies. she’s an insane hockey nerd. she thinks shane is hot and loves to tease ilya about it even though she doesn’t know they’re together. she knows that ilya is in love with a man. she still loves him. svetlana vetrova i love you.

I THINK LOVE IS SOMETHING / THAT HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE - Michael Gray Bulla // Heated Rivalry

yes good.