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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
yamada-ryo
crabussy

siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid

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the red shape is a person of average height. the green line is one of these freaks. btw

thefloatingstone

Ya'll forgot my favourite one

pisskinkyaoi

That's an angel

catboybiologist

Siphonophores are colonial btw!!! What you're seeing is a collection of independent animals that adhere to each other in these strands

the-actual-ocean

These are beautiful. They resemble something from Rain World, which is great.

shamebats
shamebats

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they're dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

whineandcheese24

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i'm 19 he's 18 and the woman at the door didn't want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i'm still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy's hand while they play video games. kids aren't just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we're addicted to our phones because there's nothing else to fucking do

shamebats

I'm sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don't have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.