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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
asheanomhominem
wormkink

if jesus was born today, do you think he would be found under rubble, or in a flooded tent hungry and listening to the sound of airstrikes while he sleeps?

wormkink

while many celebrate the birth of a Palestinian baby, my fiancé, hammad, (verified by @gazavetters no.625 / friends with Safaa who was verified by @90-ghost) sister, Mai, has two baby girls who have endured sleepless nights filled with hunger and devastation no kids should ever face.

this season is known for generosity and gift giving.

Mai has asked to create her own campaign because she has so much hope in the generosity of your heart to help out her babies, the youngest of whom just turned five this month.

please giving the gift of donation that’ll go to two Palestinian babies that will give them all some hope during this holiday season.

read a bit more about Mai’s story here and give out of the kindness of your heart 🤍

Mai is counting on all of you

asheanomhominem
farahhaboub

Can you donate to help my family ?💔😔

Yes ,I can

No , I can’t

Deadline 25 January

Subject: Collecting money to pay the rent of the house

Current process:

USD 3,140 / $4,640

Vatted by @90-ghost

Vatted by @sar-soor

Vatted by @fairuzfan

We are so grateful to everyone who supported us while my sister was in the hospital. Thanks to your prayers and kindness, she is finally home and slowly getting better.🙏💗

But now, we are facing a desperate situation. Our landlord has given us only two weeks to pay the rent of $1,500 or we will have nowhere to go. The weather is bitterly cold, my elderly parents cannot withstand it, and my sister is still too weak to face any stress.😔💔

We don't know what else to do, and we are turning to you with hope in our hearts. Every single donation, no matter how small, will help us keep a roof over our heads and give my family safety and warmth. Please, help us today , your support can save us from the streets and give us hope in this very difficult time.🙏😔💔

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vanilla-bean-buttercream

Anonymous asked:

sonar is voiced by a popular Internet gamer dude

st-just answered:

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they’re growing these guys in vats or something I swear.

fipindustries

im not saying its impossible to have never heard of cr1tikal before but is like discovering about sans undertale for the first time and asking from what piece of shovelware he came from

st-just

#yeah he's been around for over 15 years#he's one of the samples mixed into the vat clones

Listening and learning.

vanilla-bean-buttercream
reallybadblackoutpoems

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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

venort

Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

aegimeda

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

jesticutioner

Chekov's Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.


Schrodinger's Gun: Treat every gun as if it's loaded unless you've checked it yourself.


Occam's Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it's probably a cat.

phoenixtawnyflower

(example: real life)

vanilla-bean-buttercream
theintrospectivevideogamenerd

A big reason why I think I became a marxist is bc I read A LOT of Calvin & Hobbes and Bill Watterson really went out of his way to lay the groundwork for teaching people critical analysis.

Like take this panel for example:

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EVERYTHING one knows about American/Western culture, especially in the late 80's/early 90's, would lead to the logical next line being some form of "Kids These Days Are Succumbing To The Evils Of Satan" or some likewise cheap Reaction™

But then Bill pulls the rug out

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He criticizes the "satanic" bands not for some lack of christian morals but because theyre a byproduct of hyperconsumptionist culture. Bill takes no issue with the subject matter bc his issue is knowing its only being done to sell rebellion as a consumer product rather than to say anything truly provocative or inspired.

eternal-fractal
unconventiononthelawofthesea

coworker today was talking about how she tries to drive less to reduce her carbon footprint, so instead of ordering takeout she orders delivery. when I pointed out that this actually results in the exact same amount of emissions because the same amount of driving happens she said "yeah but it's not me driving." and I feel like any critique of progressive individualism I could make based on this would fall flat because like. what else is there to say? she summed up the flaws of individualist environmentalism better than most critics could, without intending to.

lenacraft
maram-gaza-deactivated20241103

‼️Please don’t skip taking a look 🍉🇵🇸

This tent has been our home since the beginning of the war on Gaza. After our warm home was targeted, I hope you can help us travel and rebuild our home. 🙏🏼🍉


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doubleca5t
electroshocktherapist-deactivat

everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere

doubleca5t
orpheuslament

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

krippe90

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

orpheuslament

not a female 👍

orpheuslament

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pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

eternal-fractal
polyhexian

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It looks like he's trolling, but I texted him because he called first and was so piss drunk he had no idea what I was saying. Godspeed dude I hope you find Jordan

polyhexian

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I must point out, I am an American living in Australia

polyhexian

I gave him another call and said listen to me. Do I really sound like Jordan. And he says yes. Yes you are absolutely Jordan. And I'm like okay. I am still not Jordan. Would Jordan pull a prank like this? I do not know Jordan. I'm sorry man. You should call max

polyhexian

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Okay this time his dad was on the phone and was like Jordan man come on and I'm like no. Seriously. I am not Jordan. I cannot reiterate enough how not Jordan I am. And I say again, I'm American. You can hear that I am American. Is Jordan American? To my surprise, yes, Jordan is American. I'm like oh. Okay maybe I do sound like Jordan. I'm still not Jordan. Would Jordan pull a prank like this? And he says yeah absolutely. And I'm like. Oh. Okay. Well. Jordan kinda sticks to the bit huh. I'm still not Jordan. And he says are you a girl or a guy? Cuz Jordan is a girl. And I say sure, I'm a guy. And he says ah, shit. Sorry we were looking for someone else. Have a good one.

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I was starting to think I might actually be Jordan for a minute there