sick bc i rlly do think certain characters belong to me and unless ur a mutual i have deemed worthy of also loving them i physically grit my teeth when i see them bein talked abt. like no he doesn't want you or would ever u rat toothed whore keep his name out of your mouth. *holds my faves to my bosom.* mine.

this is how tag searches feel

fighting off the xreader fics

loveeee characters who think they're likable but not lovable. characters who know they have surface-level admirable or alluring traits and so make sure to highlight those traits so that nobody looks closer to see what's underneath. characters who know they're hot or clever or cool and use that as a suit of armor so that no one ever gets close to them, because when they strip bare and show their vulnerability they're not any of those things, which means they have nothing left to make up for who they inherently are

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

thank god complaining is free #mycomplaints

Hello everyone!! I could use a bit of support financially, so I'm opening 5 SLOTS for single-character commissions through email or discord! Here's a link to the form if you're interested - Details about my terms of service are located here as well. If I find I can handle this load I'll open more again very soon!

(Unique to Tumblr, but this means I won't be taking art requests in my ask box for a long while... So sorry!)

SLOTS:

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If you would like to support me but don't have the means to order a commission, I will be updating my Kofi throughout the coming days as well! ( ;꒳; `)݁⋆⭒˚.⋆

Many thanks to all of you who are interested! ~ ⭐

there’s a phenomenon when it comes to enjoying a male character in a piece of media where it’s so much fun and i love my blorbo and i want to talk about my blorbo and read analysis of my blorbo but i realize very fast and very hard that the majority of fans made up a version of him that appeals to their horniness and it’s become the popular and standard interpretation and i do not care for that guy at all like i’d beat him with hammers actually

I have cold hand disease where my hands are cold sometimes when it’s cold outside

I have this too!

Mine is a unique special version of the disease that only I get to have. We are not the same.

its been six days since monday i dont think its coming back. we might be safe for good this time

Im my own boyfriend

I was abused by myself for several years

I love it when a song or movie or painting or whatever sharpens your teeth so when you bite into the firmament of life you do so with a stronger vigor and thus a grotesquely mortal thirst is quenched

I NEED TO GET SAPPIER I NEED TO GET CORNIER AND CHEESIER WITH MY ART. I NEED TO DRAW STRAIGHT. GODDAMN. SLOP. THE WORLD IS CRUEL AND THIS IS ALL WE HAVE LEFT. Everybody listen to me YOU HAVE TO DRAW BULLSHIIIIUU7YTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU HAVE TO DRAW THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GIGGLE AND KICK YOUR FEET AND GALLOP AROUND YOUR HOUSE LIKE A DELIGHTED HORSE. YOU HAVE TO AND YOU MUST. I LOVE YOU