your body needing iron is funny its not even like special iron its the stuff in the mines
Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together
Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?
Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?
Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that
Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again
Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?
Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.
HUDSON WILLIAMS as SHANE HOLLANDER
HEATED RIVALRY 1x06: “The Cottage”
the thing about body horror is that there’s nothing you can come up with that can compete with what the human body will do to itself under a sufficient amount of stress
EXCEPT ‼️ radiation poisoning. that shit is fuuuuuucked.
received this as I was writing smut about him and nearly had a heart attack
*reading tarot* ouch! ten of swords. you mustve gotten stabbed a bunch of times recently
*flips next card over* by the devil
