Would you trust a witch? What if she had blue hair? What if DizzyisDIzzy drew her? Check it out check it out!!

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hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

I love that the bird is so used to being pointed at it just doesn't give a shit

let this day remind you that the likelyhood of you dying in a flood of molasses is low, but never zero

truffleduster

i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it

“i’m dying, squirtle”

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

Which ao3 tag are you?

I was tagged by @nyxueaurelia and

Open tagging anyone who wants to do this.

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

PHRASE ADDED!

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won't let you copy and paste:

Truffleduster

So the creator titled this "Caveman Cooking," but I have decided that it is Grug the Orc making Peanut Butter Squares. Link to original post.

Sound on. Trust me.

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

Some of the categories for the NYT Connections fills me with hatred and wrath. What do you mean “dog breeds with the first letter changed” i’ll kill you

Fury. Rage. Flames on the side of my face.

“This is how these words would be related if they were different words”