garaks-padded-bra:

do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate:

garaks-padded-bra:

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

diasdelfuego:

the thing about art is that sometimes you’ll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

naamahdarling:

cher3pakhi:

just remember, one day you’re going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

kayleerowena:

an illustration of the dolorian church from disco elysium, a run-down wooden building on an icy coast. red lines are coming out of the top of the church, like the lines in the art for the "shivers" skill in the game, and a black circle floats in the center of the church with a red glow around it. harry and kim are small in the lower right corner, looking up at the church.ALT

I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU. ✷ [prints]

rubysapphrald:

rubysapphrald:

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it

queerpyracy:

“wahh i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay bc i don’t want men to be mean to women” what about a woman doing heinous shit to a man and that man (who also sucks) being pathetically psychosexually obsessed with her. you people have no fucking vision. if you were willing to read & write women doing actual wrongs this wouldn’t be a problem. let that female character commit atrocities with the sole goal of ruining one guy’s life while they have weird sexual tension about it

contactmikeagain:

lacrimosum28:

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Lamby is soft indeed

Healed morale +1


P.S. While I was looking for references I came across the fact that Kim could have just ordered us to press our cheek against Lamby. WHAT THE HFUERHEJ (iloveyouKim)

How much I still don’t know about this game….

Begin ID - Art with a gentle color palette of little child hands holding up a scruffy stuffed animal with a missing eye. Harry DuBois, from Disco Elysium, has his face pressed up gently against it, with a calm, serene expression. The second image is a gif of the first image with the ‘Healed Morale +1” effect from the game appearing. - End ID

magicman1972:

cruelfeline:

A few days ago, one of my colleagues saw a one year old kitty for sudden onset seizures. First thought was idiopathic epilepsy, but:

Turned out that someone in the family had brought lilies into the house and put them up high, thinking that the cat wouldn’t get to them. Alas, even a lick of pollen from lilies causes fatal kidney damage in cats.

Said cat was not epileptic. Her kidneys were fried, so she lost her life at one year of age.

If you have cats in the house, that means no lilies, no matter how high up they are.

No lilies. Ever. Not even once. If someone gives you a bouquet with lilies, throw the lilies out before you ever bring those flowers into your house. Just breathing the pollen in the air can kill a cat.

If you have cats, please take this seriously. No lilies.

mxmollusca:

uovoc:

“exercise will give you more energy” gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into “exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to”

It should also include: “Your cardiovascular health will also improve, so not only will it require less energy to physically move your limbs, you will be able to move for longer without becoming winded or feeling like your heart is going to explode out of your chest.”

sourdough-seal:

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

teddypoi-qd:

our-queer-experience:

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{ID - tweet from @/jothebeetle reads, “my best friend swears he’s not bisexual but he spent 20 minutes showing me thirst traps of men last night, at one point saying "their bodies are just like- holy shit. they’re so hot. like, in a bro-way.” god sends his lost lambs to me but i cannot guide the willfully blind"

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boltlightning:

boltlightning:

like. i’ll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it’s basic storytelling

i love making a post that attracts everyone with usernames like mozartswigsweat and bonnetenthusiast and foppishrake and petticoatsonpetticoatsonpetticoats and dandyismunlimited within 48 hours. blessed webbed site. merry christmas to us all.

caesarsaladinn:

always remember: stupider people than you have learned it

accessible-art:

wurmzone:

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sketchbook tigers :3

[ID: Realistic art of two tiger heads, colored in vivid shades. The one on upper left is seen from the side. It’s got its mouth open, and is snarling, with its ears pulled back. The one on bottom right is seen from front, staring forward with a neutral expression. End ID]

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