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on your side hugging a second pillow with both arms is such a goated sleep position when youre emotionally nornal and getting a healthy amount of physical touch probably

hey. don’t cry. you’re not a Harry Potter adult

the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

Why would they speak spanish in europe

Spain.......

I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.

are we gonna skip past port o' rico

World Heritage Post

king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!

the minotaur, born like a day ago:

my toxic trait is i genuinely don't understand why humans get so fussed over beverages. they're nice and all but at the end of the day it's just. flavored water? am i missing something. control yourselves

It’s flavored water with BUBBLES

Rating: NOT CUTE. bubbles in water are a sign of agitation and distress; your water is unhappy and demonstrating a stress response.

Me casually casting meteor shower in a safeway before leaving and going home

what is your problem

haha fuck these dumb idiots

i think all straight people should try being a little bisexual just to see how they feel about it. i dont even mean physically i just mean like. stare a photos of hot men for a bit. watch gay porn. deeply consider the potential of reconnecting with your childhood best friend who you kind of lost touch with despite how close you used to be, leading to a long slowburn romance in which you rediscover the things you love about eachother but don't want to commit in case it ruins your friendship. its called exploring your options ok.

guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

DOOMED I MEANT DOOMED

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