The difference between my prodigal son and I is that he Needs to interfere in order to make every situation about him. Whereas I am already enmeshed in all things naturally
you believe me prodigal?
Notice how I could have meant any of my failed scions and he still rushed in all by himself. it hurts to see a hit dog holler so…
i know im like a decade or two late on this one but it’s insane i mean neurodivergent how much shittier this flavor text got with the removal of un-italicizing for emphasis
btw are you aware that universes beyond x Nickelodeon's™️ Avatar: The Last Airbender™️ printed a bear that makes all your lands tap for two mana unconditionally and also makes a 1/1 on etb. just wanted to keep you updated on the state of this great game we all love
2drop green mythic-that-absolutely-doesn’t-feel-mythic that quasi-doubles your lands’ mana output? close enough, welcome back Lotus Cobra
scott adams dying reminded me of dilbert 3 which in turn reminded me of this song. man. what the fuck were they on. why did they make the title screen music for a tie-in Robocop videogame so soulful
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