albaharu:

The adventures of Inquisitor Maddox : Part 72

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I kinda wanted to deal with maddox magic in a way that’s like…if his pals were all proffessional F1 drivers trying to teach him to drive a car and he always keeps crashing into walls and failing miserably, and then some day he gets some glasses and its like “oh it’s so much easier now that everything is not blurry”. Probs the inquisition also tried to get him some teachers but they all failed because maddox was in the point where a normal mage would be considered a lost cause and just fit for tranquility ú_ù

fellator:

doesn’t it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

aciidwire:

becomeanunconsciousman:

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

Originally posted by fran-valz

sceptixfakemon:

taste my steel you stupid citrus

callali1y:

every time someones says “hey how are you” and i say “good” and forget to add the “how about you?” i feel like i’ve missed a quicktime event

stamenpistil:

my parasocial relationship is better and more ethical and less gauche and passé than yours

sforzarto:

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These are your mother’s flowers, aren’t they?

Warden Cousland tarot card comm for the ever-wonderful @dancing–lights - thank you so much again <3

luce-er:

my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

meat4meat:

“I just can’t keep track of the characters in Gideon The Ninth” They are both numbered and color coded.