The road goes ever on and on

Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

Shout out to this man who watched Father Jud punch someone in the face and said to himself "Plan A) Father Jud teaches Wicks about Christ's love, Plan B) Father Jud knocks some sense into Wicks. A win-win either way, but let's hope he tries plan A first."

yeah theyre all like this

Sometimes I forget how much I am spiritually akin to Burton Guster and then he says things like "No, Shawn, I can't spend the night in the museum! I don't have my toothbrush! I don't have my multivitamins!" and I remember

THE PITT 2.02 - 8:00 A.M.

There's "committing to the bit" and then there's whatever the fuck Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster were doing on television every week from 2006-2014

''when did we all become so performative'' idk man when the threat of being recorded at any time and posted for milions to see without your knowledge became normalised.

man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"

… <- love letting my dots speak for themselves #mydots #myellipses

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

THE PITT 1.06 | 2.02

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 4.16 Books

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

Power is a funny thing.