Posting on tumblr is like you say “I think people should be nice to each other” and somebody is like “oh so you hate people that are born in January” and then you’re like. What.
People are reblogging this again. Must be January.
It would be spectacular to manage to commit a murder in some convoluted way where your alibi is being in surgery. Like imagine being asked where you were during the time of the murder, and if anyone else can verify that you were there, and the surgeon will just go like aye yeah he was here alright, I had his fucking spleen in my hand right here.
You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still
