In the Forest

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Hello there, welcome to this blog. I am Shadow and here’s what you need to know before interacting.

-As of 2023 I am 21 years old, introvert, genderfluid aroace polyamorous lesbian , norse heathen witch, who has unspecified neurodivergences and disability.

-Personally I’d sum up my personality as chaotic, tired, and socially inept. I have trouble with social interactions at times, either forgetting how to interact with people normally, low spoons, or my social battery is dead.

-My vocabulary changes from fanciful wording to the weirdest slang. Example. Whilst I enjoy the yeeting of my blorbo around my cerebral cortex, I am up for putting them into the salad spinner for their uwu crimes. You stick around on this blog, and you will find more of that I assure you.

-My genderfluidity is a mystery to even myself sometimes, so I tend to go by they/them for simplicity. I’d say I’m still figuring out what some of my genders are, though I’d say none of them fall strictly into masculine or feminine categories, even if I like more feminine or masculine pronouns at times.

-I use the term lesbian cause it feels right. I am not attracted to men in the slightest. Edit: changed cause well, figured out identity stuff. Aroace, short for aromantic and asexual. I also am polyamorous. For anyone curious I am single, mainly because I don’t know how people flirt and talking to people is hard.

-I am in many fandoms, that it has become a game of what fandom I shall fall into next. That also means my brain is full of so much fictional knowledge that I wonder if I will run out of space in my brain.

-This blog had gone through several changes over the years I’ve had it due to many reasons. This change particularly is me deciding fuck it, my blog means I can do whatever the fuck I want. I am nice and apeshit I suppose.

-The blog will contain mainly things I decide to put on it, whether if I like it, helping boost it, tagging potential for mutuals, and sometimes for chaos. An example of that last one would be scheduling ‘thank the gnome it’s friday’ for a couple fridays just for kicks.

-If I send you asks, expect chaos or compliments, sometimes both. I like being a little gremlin on here, just now I am being more open about it. I have sent things of this nature on anon back when I was in my shy era.

-I have two sideblogs which are much more fandom centered. I used to keep them hidden cause I didn’t want people to know I had them, but now I am letting myself be the feral nerd I am. @monkiesgobrrrr is lego monkie kid centered, and @starscreativity101 is murder drones centered.

-Asks in my inbox are more than welcome, expect inconsistencies as answering asks depends on my mental health and energy levels.

-If you see a reblog with the tags that I am eating your art or going feral because of it, that is my way of showing my love for it. This also applies to writing and edits.

-When I make stuff on here, I prefer reblogs over likes, and I want someone to go feral over it. Commentary is welcome as long as it doesn’t derail the post.

I have a kofi page for editing and proofreading services. It’s $16 per 500 words. Dm for more details on here or on kofi, response times may vary.

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crippled-peeper

telling trans women and girls “you HAVE to be soft and beautiful” is asinine at best and cruelly detached from the lived reality of most trans fems at worst. I have never met a trans woman who wasn’t compulsively softening herself every waking second of her life just to avoid being treated like shit and having her life threatened. let trans women be rude as fuck. let trans women swear like sailors. let trans women exist completely neutrally. there are so many trans women just let them exist

homunculus-argument
homunculus-argument

It would be spectacular to manage to commit a murder in some convoluted way where your alibi is being in surgery. Like imagine being asked where you were during the time of the murder, and if anyone else can verify that you were there, and the surgeon will just go like aye yeah he was here alright, I had his fucking spleen in my hand right here.

this is funnier to me because of actually losing my spleen and whats even funnier is i had a surgeon who i was five seconds from biting at all times because that guy was an asshole
biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist
biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

straight up it should be illegal for a physical storefront not to accept physical currency, or for restaurants not to provide physical menus

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I'm assuming the above is a normie opinion (as it should be) so i do wanna go a tiny step further and explicitly state any laundromat that requires digital payment should be burned to the fucking ground

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

if a business cooerces its customers to download an app, i should legally be allowed to set both the business and its board of directors on fire

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mx-macintosh

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

mx-macintosh

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

weresoul

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

thatpreciousthing

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

brightgoat
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Who needs to be able to draw humans when you have Mine-Imator, the pixel brush, and a dream!!

Some 3D recreations of my favourite shots from @brightgoat 's Minecraft AU

As always, the models are built up from this MCD Rig Pack, but I changed their colours to be more accurate to the art
(and I actually made a few extra additions cause who would have thought 3D MC models are more limited than 2d art?? /j)


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And of course I couldn't not do an iconic one

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brightgoat

I'm obsessed with these, THANK YOU FOR MAKING THEM HEHEH they are real, they are in minecraft and they are in all of YOUR worlds-

This is so good hehehe, that last one especially captures the mood perfectly