Listen kitten, mommy REALLY needs to caramelize four pounds of onions in a huge pot. Mommy isn’t sure if this is a sex thing for her just yet but she will keep you updated.
2016 was like a famously bad year and most of the things people are posting about it are from like 2013/2014 at the earliest. which were also not good years
2016 was like regularly treated as the worst year until all that happened in 2020
I think many of the gimmick blogs here have forgotten the fine tradition of making oddly specific blogs. Adding useless quips onto other people’s funny posts contributes nothing. A blog that is a gallery of objects which resemble bugs having sex? This contributes something.
For years I followed a blog, and all it ever posted was extremely grainy poorly-cropped images of Widowmaker. No captions, no comments, nothing. That’s a good blog right there.
when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion
imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone
did u know that the quite forgotten 2005 nickelodeon show Catscratch is a (very) loose adaptation of the Significantly less lighthearted 1999 comic book Gear
accidentally got a site’s ai assistant bolted down, and I do believe I was personally responsible for it, if only because I found out how to ask it for clothing suggestions in just such a way that it kept trying to find visions of hell in its stock and describing offerings of assorted red and pink scarves as like, insect-mutilated infants
like I do really think I might be at fault if they ever looked at the logs and saw what happened
