Shane is scrolling through recipes for two (he won't make that mistake again, no sir)

while Ilya is scrolling the Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov (hockey rpf) ao3 tag

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: At last, my Poverty-inator is complete! With one press of this button, I will delete all wealth from the current richest person in the world, which will mean that those in power will finally let me conquer the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA! And maybe some of Michigan's Upper Peninsula. I've always wanted a house on Macki-

[Perry, sans hat, doobidoobidoowa's into view]

Doof: A platypus‽

[Perry does nothing]

Doof: Sorry, I just... you know, I was expecting someone. I thought he'd be here by now.

[Perry walks toward the Poverty-inator]

Doof: Would you like a meringue while we wait? I'm sure he'll be-

[Perry begins rapidly pressing the big red button]

Doof: Woah, woah, hold on there.

[Perry has impoverished 100 of the world's richest people and continues to press the button, all while holding his wall-eyed stare]

Doof: Okay... [sighs and sits down] I'm sure he'll be here eventually.

reason the two episodes before the finale aren't being advertised and have no plot synopsis: it's the Perryshmirtz wedding and honeymoon and they have to be low key about it

Perry likes to show off when the opportunity presents itself.

November 2025 -> January 2026

CRYING SCREAMING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR DYING !!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

David Tennant and the amount of gender envy he gives me confuses me immensely

Hug trap

autism

It's so weird to me how you get people who are just like. Casual fans of the show (who watched it when they were kids) trying to claim that "Candace and Jeremy didn't have any chemistry" or that "Candessa had more chemistry in 'Busted' than they did in the entire show" as if Jeremy was not explicitly shown to be madly in love with Candace from the beginning and they spent four seasons being mutually supportive and having a genuinely really good buildup. Like I get misremembering something from childhood but this is the MAIN CHARACTER of the show and one of her biggest character arcs like??? Some people just didn't watch the show and it shows.

Or when people say Peter and Perry are dating as if the entire Meapless in Seattle's episode (and the entire Peter's arc) isn't about how much Perry loves and care about Doofenshmirtz

the last addition reads as though doof and perry are dating and like. that is sending me

I am BEGGING you to check the perryshmirtz tag on my page. Please.

@kalinjdra they are

OMG THEY TOTALLY ARE

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

I can sense his bias from miles away 🤣

)))))))))))))))))))

i’ve been so well-behaved i deserve to light things on fire now

Tell me what dwampyverse merch you'd like to be made

I can’t believe no one has ever made the perry boxers

Reblog with an out of context perryshmirtz