Im not even boymoding at work they are boymoding me against my explicit statements and desires

"you can't be punk, it's just not possible" has sincerely become my stance on punk. it's just not possible

The only thing that's punk is arguing about what is and isn't punk

there's nothing punk about semantics or classification actually. it's just not possible

this post made me angry so i went to listen to my FAVOURITE PUNK ALBUMS that i have on CASSETTE (the punkest medium) but i couldn't find them. they were gone. i tried looking them up but the names turned to meaningless fluff in my mind as i typed. it didn't feel like it meant anything anymore. I tried to remember what they sounded like but could recall nothing. I'm saying the word "punk" out loud to myself but it just sounds like noise. I'm not sure i'm even saying it right. was it ever real?

it's just not possible

I love this video. A variation of this happened to me when my mom was yelling at me for "doing weed" and then let slip that she knew the difference between indica and sativa

Matthew Lillard as Cereal Killer in HACKERS (1995) dir Iain Softley

my favorite part about the notes is everyone calling her a girl. true!!

trans woman shaggy from scooby-doo:

"zoinks scoob, i've got like D-cups now, and Velma keeps eyeballing them. Like what should i do man?"

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

I literally think about this post every day

um yeah his name was Wheatley

I am actually sick of the bug mush

ended up making the funniest possible two item goodwill purchase entirely by accident

"oh i'm just practicing"

Huh im still a beginner but this guys life line does uh it does not look good