my favorite pastime is ruining my sleep schedule for more alone time

in my room on a saturday evening talking to myself like this

‘no one is coming to save you’ okay fine I agree but can I even get a hug at least

How to stop feeling like I'm not meant for this world

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

i lied i don’t like sex now watch barbie of swan lake with me 

hey quick question would you have gone with me to the end? to the very fires of mordor?

“Not all men” yeah, you’re right. Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Gimli, son of Gloin, Legolas, son of Thranduil, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Peregrin “Pippin” Took, Meriadoc “Merry” Brandybuck and dare I say Boromir would never.

if eris vanserra has a billion fans, im one of them. if eris vanserra has 10 fans, im one of them. if eris vanserra only has one fan, its me. if eris vanserra has 0 fans, its because im dead. but even then, i will love him beyond the grave

give me an Eris novella or give me death!!!

Enough of this elriel vs. gwynriel debate. There is only one person Azriel should end up with…

and it’s me

Eris Vanserra is canonically a dog dad.

This is all the proof I need of him being a good male deep down.

why is eris vanserra the hottest character in existence? i’m—