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@sharpbirdgf

Alex. 27. they/them it/its or she/her. anarchist crank gunpla addict and gameplayer idiot. cunt!

Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a penis wakt. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just wakt it. It could be a slap behind the dumpster, a quick spank during your office hours, or two wakts straight to your penis, and balls - Dale Copper, Penis Wakt (1990)

fucked up in the crib building gelgoogs

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fucked up in the crib and i’m building goggs

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person who doesn't like going to clubs and bars: i don't have good options for meeting new people because i don't like clubs and bars

person who met all of their friends by knowing other friends and not by going to public places and talking to random strangers: have you tried cafés and libraries?

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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

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me at the SubSpace wearing a leash and "free use" written on my tits in sharpie: wow I never knew Riemannian manifolds were so interesting

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