getting into homestar runner is so funny because you’ll see a character that’s like strong bad but the only visual difference is that his head is thinner and everyone treats him as an entirely separate entity and is like Oh my god i fucking love Blorgus and then you finally find the origins of him and its a strong bad email from 2004 where someone asks Hey Strong Bad What If Your Head Was Thinner
step one: be extremely depressed during covid-19 quarantine
step two: in your diffidence, leave many half-drunk glasses of water around your apartment
step three: your cat, who is stupider than any other mammal on earth, living or dead, starts drinking from your many abandoned water cups
step four: the cat now believes these are for her
step five: years later, you keep a glass of water on your bed side stand. not such a strange sight. however, it is the cat’s glass of water. she loves it. she drinks from it, she sleeps beside it on the bed next to your pillow to jealously guard it from harm, she cries when the level gets too low and she can’t cram her little head in far enough to reach the water. when overnight guests are there you have to explain that even if they are parched in the night, they don’t wanna drink the glass of water, because that is the cat’s glass of water.
you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went “!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰” and started slurpin
i tried to tell her she’s famous now. she licked me
gonna be real. i love being into weird shit. i love masturbating every day. i love other people watching me have sex. i love fantasizing about things i would never want to happen in real life. i love being a pervert. i love kink.
