Gummy worms are better than bears because you can feel closer to birds and appreciate what they do

i'd do anything to live in a word where grubs could stay babies forever and also they were the size of small terriers

So you hate the noble beetle. So you hate the metamorphosis and the noble beetle 🥺

sure. sure i do. fine. if it makes you happy to live in the world of your malicious interpretation of my words. if that brings you peace and clarity. project false hate upon my joyous words if that gives you calm.

oh beautiful, a warmup phrase

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ink: diamine oxblood

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

so fucked up when a site/app turns <3 into ❤ or :) into 🙂that's not what i fucking said. gaslighter

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

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remember remember

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

A lot of people have talked about Benoit Blanc’s accent. Was he always going to sound like that, was that in the original script?

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i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

while i'm here, the other one that always pisses me off is "do you interpret idioms literally, for example 'bull in a china shop'?"

well, no, obviously. i know what "bull in a china shop" means because that is a popular phrase with a clearly defined meaning. and if i hadn't heard it before, then i would still not interpret it literally, because it has the cadence of an idiom and i would probably be able to work out from context what it meant. what is the point of this question

third and final complaint: "are you good at noticing subtext?"

i feel like the problem with this question is best illustrated by a conversation i had with a friend a while back, where i said something like, "i feel very safe with you because you don't do subtle hints and you are always very straight-up with me about what you are thinking and feeling."

and he laid a hand on my shoulder and was like, look dude i'm gonna be straight up here. i am subtle with you constantly and you simply do not notice <3

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@luckyybones hope you don't mind me screenshotting but you are actually so correct

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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