Artist, writer, weirdo.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kintatsujo
wizard0rb

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

wizard0rb

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we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

wizard0rb

happy birthday to the only video game ever

wizard0rb

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people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

Portal
prokopetz

amashelle asked:

How do you mentally handle all the people in your notes going ‘isn’t this just XYZ?’ In ways that clearly indate they either haven’t read your post or only have a passing remembrance of what XYZ actually was?

I know sometimes you’ll post about how people are misinterpreting what you said, but only sometimes, and I don’t understand how you manage to hold back so often.

prokopetz answered:

The thing you have to understand is that a great many people on this site have Ready Player One brain. This operates on three principles:

  1. All communication is a form of intellectual combat.
  2. Anyone attempting to convey a piece of information you don’t already know is attacking you.
  3. You “win” against such an attack by reframing the thing you don’t know as a reference to something you’re already familiar with.

Once you realise that the overwhelming majority of the people playing the “this is just XZY” game cannot meaningfully be said to have misunderstood you because they’re simply not engaging with what you said at all, they can safely be ignored.

(Well, or blocked, if they’re sufficiently annoying about it. Treating wilful illiteracy as a block-on-sight offence can work wonders for making social media more tolerable!)