I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

haiku of despair

I love stock photo sentences. This has been the new thing to repeat for me when things go wrong. A mentally ill man with psychological disorders is going crazy at home. The crazy man who is alone in his house is yelling.

now did he mean to do that maybe maybe not

This is probably how he felt getting asked to join the z team btw

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely even touched your over rendered strawberry grandma candy….

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the comic where waterboy rides sonar

a shitpost based off of the alice in wonderland official art under the read more (aka I saw teru in green and thought of the weed brownie comic)

my princess

Me and some friends were live-streaming mice eating cake. People were betting on which mouse could finish its slice first.

very funny mental image so i made this in gmod

whatever

dreams do come true

The first time I saw this merch I though of Scout’s Ma. Also yis the black cat is Spy

Ref:

I practically just redrew the same thing but with scout mom lol

Been pouring spirk content in my ears to keep my heart healthy.

“But daddy, I love him!” -Spock probably.