Shit Harry du Bois would say

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I’m pretty sure this blog is self-explanatory, but if it’s not, this is exclusively for reblogging and posting shit that Harrier du Bois would say.

Please note this is NOT a roleplaying blog. Unless it’s funny and/or beautiful and true. I’m just like this in real life.

Posts are likely to include mentions of sex, drugs, death, suicide, etc. Viewer discretion is advised, and minors are discouraged from following.

Submissions are currently: OPEN

Feel free to tag this blog on relevant posts you see in the wild, or if you have screenshots you can use the submission page (not the ask box).

If I don’t post it, it’s most likely because I’ve already done it or queued it, or because OP blocked me (seriously stop tagging me in contemptible-scoundrel posts I cannot rb them I’m sorry)

(1/9/26) Queue length is: 61 (~2 weeks).

Please note the queue occasionally gets shuffled to avoid hitting the same person over and over.

Also follow @shit-kim-kitsuragi-would-say! (not affiliated I just think he’s neat)

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P.S. - If you don’t want your posts to end up here, turn off reblogs or block this blog. I’m far too lazy to keep a list. This is the Reblogging Posts Website. I’m gonna reblog your post if it fits.

P.P.S. - If you disagree with my assessment of what Harry du Bois would say, you should know that I actually have a telepathic link with him that enables me to create objectively true shitposts.

we also write DE fanfiction sometimes (18+ ONLY MINORS DNI)

personal blog is @entroponaut but I’m actually very cringe in real life

Image consists of a diagram. On the top half of the diagram, labeled "maladaptive pattern," there are three text boxes, each with an arrow pointing to the next. The first box shows the text "I feel like getting drunk and killing myself" in quotation marks, while the second has "I'm worthless" also in quotation marks. The third box is labeled "Depression." The second half of the diagram, labeled "after cognitive restructuring," is laid out similarly and has the same text in the first box but replaces the second box's text with "Haha Harry du Bois would say that" and replaces the third box's text with "No depression."ALT

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Anonymous asked:

Every historical event can happen while you're still around if you're psychic enough!!!
#psychic detective maxxing
#can't stop thinking about the implications between Inland Empire and magpies and the pale and shit
#the blurry line between open loop time travel and premonition
#why tf did I choose to say this like this so sorry


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