for make a terrible comic day

if i came to investigate a case and the main suspect was named “judas duplicitous” i’d throw in the towel dude

This fanfiction writing is easy

i truly laughed out loud

its been six days since monday i dont think its coming back. we might be safe for good this time

in my minecraft server there's a 1/5000 chance of a skeleton running across your screen at any given moment, and sometimes it really scares me

it's all I need

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

starting a collection

my new year's resolution is to be normal

Solve world hunger it is

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

favourite additions

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

Theodor would approve.

i’m making hot chocolate if anyone’s interested in starting a life together

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

i dont make comics often but this was too cute.

The fact that Father Wicks died because he was so consumed by the need to punish his daughter for her "sins" that he literally swallowed 'Eve's Apple' is maddening to me, literally named it for original sin but was so caught up in attaching that sin to femininity that he killed himself over it. Literally named his daughter Grace and never gave her a single spec of it. Literally ate the apple too. Literally.

I love how Blanc went from tapping a single note on a piano to hurry the interviews along while remaining a silent and mysterious figure in the background to straight up blasting the phantom of the opera on a church organ to interrupt a murder confession

benoit blanc who sucks at among us and clue and had a homophobic mother and listens to musical theatre in his car. benoit blanc who helps the helpless and never lets his ego get in the way and knows how to play the organ. benoit blanc who sulks in the bathtub and has a gorgeous tailored summer and winter wardrobe. my best friend benoit blanc....