if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

writing prompt: in the world everyone has a number above their head, and its zero. but one day you stick an m&m up your butthole... and your number ticks up by 1.

Clarice Lispector, from a letter in translation to Lúcio Cardoso, featured in All Letters of Clarice Lispector

dodge this

making a collection

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

how the old gods lose their powers because people stop believing in them, but there’s nike, the goddess of victory, and she’s like even more powerful, just strolling up on olympus in limited edition air force ones