• There's nothing more punk than being kind. Hygiene is metal. Universal healthcare is goth. Being afraid to talk to girls is shoegaze. Indoor plumbing is emo. Nothing is more grunge than having a bisexual trans wife.

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  • The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

  • I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:

    Wife: GETMO?
    Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO.
    Me: GETMO?
    Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On

    Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.

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  • 'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

  • John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”

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    See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/145753331

    Song lyrics used:
    The Things We Did Last Summer - Jo Stafford
    Love Me With All Your Heart - Engelbert Humperdinck
    Something About Us - Daft Punk

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