FUCK THESE GHOST BABIES WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT DARK SOULS FUCK IS THIS I HATE THESE. THESE NEW LONDO GHOST WITCH LADIES SCREAM AT YOU AND THEN THEY MAKE THIS RANDOM ASS GHOST BABY SCREAM AT YOU BUT THIS GHOST BABY SCREAMS LIGHTNING. THIS BABY SCREAMS LIGHTNING THAT RUINS YOUR DAY AND IT DOESNT EVEN KNOW. ITS DEAD. ITS A TOOL TO THIS GHOST LADY TRYING TO MURDER ME WHILE I SCREAM. WE’RE ALL SCREAMING. ME, THIS LADY AND HER BABY BUT THE BABY SCREAMS LIGHTNING!!!!!! WHAT KINDA ULTIMATE FUCK YOU IS THAT NOT EVEN 2 YEARS OLD NOT EVEN FUCKING A L I V E AND THIS BABY IS SCREAMING MAGIC WHAT IS THAT YOU DONT PAY TAXES. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DEALING WITH. I HAVE TO KILL THESE BIG GUYS WITH SWORDS AND NOW I GOTTA FIGHT A GHOST BABY????? I CANT EVEN WIELD A GHOST BABY AS A CASTING ITEM IF I KILL ENOUGH OF THISE LADIES. FUCK DARK SOULS. FUCK DARK SOULS. FUCK THIS LIGHTNING BABY AND FUCK DARK SOULS.
What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.
For anyone keeping up with the Stranger Things “secret good finale” conspiracy (yes, it is just the Sherlock “secret good episode” thing with a new show.) the current theory is that tomorrow, in place of SNL, the actual finale of Stranger Things will air. They are presenting this as something plausible, and not something that Lorne Michaels would have beaten the Duffer Brothers to death over if they even suggested it.
The stranger things finale is going to drop on Martin Luther King Jr Day because Stranger Things embodies the values of MLK
I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.
Quick phone doodle of earlier today when my partner fucked me into a coma and then shook me awake in the middle of an REM cycle specifically to show me a picture of a bluebird edited to be the shape of Idaho that made them scream-laugh while I tried to remember my name and what year it was
I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of “people also watched” and “for you” into the results. That’s not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.
“I despise your wretched little games” perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy
They also refuse to actually show the parameters you searched for. If you sort by “upload date,” the first few videos might be more recent ones by upload date, but anything past that you’ll find a video that was uploaded five years ago, then five months ago, then three years ago, etc, which—NO! That’s NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!! PUT THEM IN ORDER!!!
Also sometimes the “people also watched” bullcrap will not only be entirely unrelated, it will also be videos with violent, sometimes outright triggering thumbnails. I’ve gotten some AWFUL unrelated video thumbnails just when searching for video game music videos.
