girl get a girp on yourself there are literally hot chocolate lol

@sea-angel-yello the squad trying to hype up arrow

Day 71 Frin: they tripped

our babies grew up

I’M AN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN

who d'you think you're kiddin'? she's the earth and heaven to you

four of them.

affirmations for when you have to send emails

"can you lock tf in" babes i have adhd i am locked tf out with the keys inside

I love stock photo sentences. This has been the new thing to repeat for me when things go wrong. A mentally ill man with psychological disorders is going crazy at home. The crazy man who is alone in his house is yelling.

things i always keep in my backpack: 

i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by saying ‘it’s in the constitution!’ or ‘it’s from the bible!’ or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say, ‘where exactly does it say that?’

also it’s just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.

today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.

op ur url says it all

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke