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Simply

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she/her blehhhhhh blehhhh
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coming of age film where a girl is really good at shoplifting and her dad finds out and is all like no daughter of mine is gonna be a shoplifter! and she goes but dad you don't understand I'm really good at it! maybe the best! this could be my calling! my purpose! and he goes absolutely not you're grounded young lady and at the climax she sneaks out and nabs like hundreds of dollars in fishing equipment and walks out of the store and all her friends are there cheering and lifting her up on their shoulders and the dad is there with his arms crossed and he looks mad as hell but then he sees what she got and realizes she did this to support his fishing hobby he's like well Christy I may not understand it but if it means this much to you... I guess it's alright with me and then the movie ends with them on the lake having a couple beers

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lammyson

Feel free to explore my dm

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y'all are absolutely free to use tumblr however you please but I want redditors to know that they could, hypothetically, start a sideblog about a particular topic, add moderators to it, turn on submissions (and asks), make an "about" page laying out rules and such, and create a good tagging system. If you want it to be a bit more familiar.

You know what? Fuck it. Everyone lives by Skulduggery Pleasant rules now. Take on a chosen name so that people can't mind control you.

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bwawawawawaw-deactivated2025072

Pros and Cons of growing out your hair:

Pros:

  • It's cute!
  • It gives you gender euphoria!

Cons:

  • The wind gods know who you are. They know where you live. For daring to challenge their domain, with your hedonistic, iconoclastic display of evil you dare to call hair, they will make sure you feel the wrath of the heavens. Until you can tie it on a ponytail, and even then, you shall taste despair everlasting.
  • Upkeep's hard :<
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I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^-^o)

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Gaelic Word of the Day #22

Tar-ghnèitheach - Transgender

Doing this one again because I messed up all the example sentences last time

  • Seo Alasdair. Tha e tar-ghnèitheach - This is Alex. He is transgender
  • 'S e tar-bhoireannach a th' ann an Iseabail. Cleachdaidh i na riochdairean i/ise - Isabelle is a trans woman. Her pronouns are she/her
  • Tha an duine seo neò-bhìnearaidh; chan e fireannach no boireannach a th' annta - This person is non-binary. They are neither a man nor a woman

If I had a pound...

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phdofappliedwizardry-deactivate

Although I am not a necromancer and despise the practice I must admit that this is a most ridiculous statement.

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cannot stress enough how much i want more trans people to write fucked up trans characters

give me the freaks the deviants the unpalatables. i need the diversity of trans life to be explored

so much trans media is made by and for cis people and we always end up sanitised and boring because they don't understand the beauty in the weirdos

trans people are not a monolith and we need the socially unacceptable to be given the spotlight and be appreciated as well

the talk of representation should not end at simply existing in an attractive mode for cis people, give me all of it in all its complexities and wonder

May I present this woman, who did a genocide because her she has mum issues™

Grammar issue 💀

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