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@sincewhendidtheworldend

how am I in my early 30's?! who let me get here?!

Disney: ok you can use mickey mouse, but- Nomura: Michael is now a Flawed Warrior King with a reckless past who is not exactly forthcoming wrt to the truth. He makes critical mistakes like leaving people behind in the realm of darkness but also takes the nearest troubled teenagers under his wing at every possible opportunity. He is always trying to make up for how he’s erred but despite keeping a fairly level head is sometimes consumed with thoughts of vengeance when his friends are threatened. Also he says it’s not only okay to be gay but that the capacity for such strong love is the source of your power–

Disney: alright well if mickey is in this i guess minnie should be-

Nomura: Eternal Sailor Minerva Banishes Pete to The Dark Abyss For Go-Karting Crimes

Heritage Post

02/18/2019

a stone cold classic

"The Amazing Spider-Man: Wrowr-Row" | A short story by me.

In loving memory of my dog, Dylan (2010-2025) 🤍

  • This story contains despictions of animal cruelty, a topic that might be sensitive to some readers.

Holy Saturday and no one's even posted that poem where no one at the harrowing of hell can say anything when Jesus arrives except for Joseph

I guess I have to do everything myself

Limbo by Sister Mary Ada

The ancient greyness shifted

Suddenly and thinned

Like mist upon the moors

Before a wind.

An old, old prophet lifted

A shining face and said :

“He will be coming soon.

The Son of God is dead;

He died this afternoon.”

A murmurous excitement stirred all souls.

They wondered if they dreamed —

Save one old man who seemed

Not even to have heard.

And Moses standing,

Hushed them all to ask

If any had a welcome song prepared.

If not, would David take the task?

And if they cared

Could not the three young children sing

The Benedicite, the canticle of praise

They made when God kept them from perishing

In the fiery blaze?

A breath of spring surprised them,

Stilling Moses’ words.

No one could speak, remembering

The first fresh flowers,

The little singing birds.

Still others thought of fields new ploughed

Or apple trees 

All blossom – boughed.

Or some, the way a dried bed fills

With water

Laughing down green hills.  

The fisherfolk dreamed of the foam

On bright blue seas.

The one old man who had not stirred

Remembered home.

And there He was

Splendid as the morning sun and fair

As only God is fair.

And they, confused with joy,

Knelt to adore

Seeing that He wore

Five crimson stars

He never had before.

No canticle at all was sung.

None toned a psalm, or raised a greeting song.

A silent man alone

Of all that throng

Found tongue —-

Not any other.

Close to His heart

When the embrace was done,

Old Joseph said,

“How is Your Mother,

How is Your Mother, Son?”

i removed the song from the carriage scene because that song choice was AWFUL and was totally ruining the vibe. I think it's better like this imo. the music is supposed to enhance, not distract!

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

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orbispelagium

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

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oh-man-aw-geez
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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venusisfortransbians

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

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little-rat-bastard

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

Imagine if this was the actual premise of the HBO show, like Velma realizing something is horribly wrong but can't figure out what throughout the show and in the final episode this happens and that's how the show ends 🤯. Also the sound of exasperation Scooby makes after Velma said they're meta now 💀💀💀.

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