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if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

For those who would rather have it written out:

In a saucepan over low/medium-low heat:
¾ cup milk (175ml)
¼ cup water (60ml)
2 tsp instant coffee
Bring to a simmer

Add
½ cup cocoa powder (50g)
and mix together

Add
½ cup chocolate chunks (75g)
1 stick butter (113g)
and stir together until smooth. Move to a large bowl.

separately mix together dry:
2 cups flour (280g)
1 tsp baking powder
¼ tsp salt

to chocolate mix, add:
½ cup packed dark brown sugar (100g)
½ cup white sugar (100g)
¼ vegetable oil (60ml)
2 eggs room temp
1 tsp vanilla extract

Add dry ingredients to wet in stages and fold together without overmixing.

Add 1/3 cup chocolate chunks and fold in. (50g)

Put in greased muffin tin and sprinkle some more chunks on there.

Bake at 375 for 24 minutes

Omg there’s a FILLING jesus take the wheel

In a saucepan on low heat stir together:
½ cup heavy cream (125ml)
¼ cup chocolate chunks (38g)
pinch of salt

Once they’re cooled, fill those bitches and eat. Throw glasses in apparent joy.