RIP Richard Papen, you would have loved lying about your height on dating websites
If I were Elvis Presley, I would say things like "Presley-cly!"
sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

This is a very cold take but if you can't accept the fact that disability is a spectrum and people with the same disability as you may struggle more than you do, you don't deserve to have a platform in the disabled community
i’m up to 41, 590 words and it’s officially the furthest i’ve ever gotten in a story. fuck ya
i’m working on the self marketing portion of trying to get published and i hate it more than jk rowling
the thing about speaking truthfully from your heart and also being deadpan in your tone is that people will think that you are constantly lying or are being sarcastic. i have never lied about anything ever. except for the times i did lie. but most of those times it was either for the bit or because i thought it would be funny.

Edvard Munch (1863–1944), The Kiss, 1897, oil on canvas, Munch Museum, Oslo, source
Your jordans fake as fuck
OK this one is too far actually. You people are sick don’t ever message me again. Go to hell












