*cracks knuckles*
You got it, boss!
side note, this is LITERALLY me. (I’ve had several today :3)
Alrighty, it’s time to lock in I fear…
Killer Chat dateables x reader headcanons
Killer Chat LIs x Energy drink obsessed reader
SPOILERS AHEAD!!
(Dividers by kodaswrld)
ℜ𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔫 𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔱
ㅤꨄ︎ Him too, pretty. Him too. Ronin averages three to five monsters in a day, needs it to keep himself going. Between both being a mechanic (Which is DEMANDING), and cleaning up the evidence at the scene of his murders–not to mention server maintenance–he gets tired too.
❝ᴰᵃᵐⁿ, ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵒᵘʳᵗʰ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵈᵃʳˡᶦⁿ'ˀ ᴺᵒ, ⁿᵒ, ⁿᵒᵗ ʷᵒʳʳᶦᵉᵈ, ᵐᵒˢᵗˡʸ ᶦᵐᵖʳᵉˢˢᵉᵈ❞
ㅤꨄ︎ If you expected him to worry about you because of all this, you’ve got another thing coming. Not because he doesn’t care about you and your poor little writer heart, it’s just that he thinks it’s completely normal. He does it regularly, often more than you do, and he’s no hypocrite.
ㅤꨄ︎ When he knows you’re having a particularly long day, he’ll stop by your house with a case of monsters and your favorite candy. Whatever it takes you to keep going. He doesn’t need his pretty little writer darling to go faint on him now, does he? He’ll also sit with you while you do whatever you have to, if he’s free.
ㅤꨄ︎ If/when he finds a new or obscure flavor of energy drink, he buys two so you can try them together and talk about it. Honestly, it’s just an excuse to spend more time with you. He’ll also pretend he hasn’t tried your favorite flavor to see your grin as he takes a sip.
𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓪 “𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵” 𝓭𝓮 𝓵𝓪 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓪
ㅤꨄ︎ Angel is no stranger to an energy drink every now and again! Sometimes she’s exhausted and just has to grab a Celsius before a shoot. She just figured you were busy and needed a little pick-me-up… Then you reached over and cracked open a second.
❝ˢᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ᵗᵒᵒᵏ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵘⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ⁻⁻ ˡᵒᵛᵉ, ʰᵒʷ ᵐᵃⁿʸ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵈˀ❞
ㅤꨄ︎ As soon as she realized just how much of it you drank, she got to scolding you. Do you have any idea how terrible that is for your body? Nothing is bad in moderation, of course, but that amount of caffeine is going to give you heart problems!
ㅤꨄ︎ She tried to get you to drink less, but when she realized that was futile, she tried to at least get you on a healthier energy drink, like yerba mate or even just coffee. Sure, it’s not perfect, but it’s better for you than that!
ㅤꨄ︎ At the end of the day, Angel just wants you to be happy and healthy. You mean so much to her, she cant lose you to a can of caffeine. She knows there are far worse things you could be doing, but she worries anyways. You’re her love, why not encourage you to be healthier?
𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕒𝕜𝕚 𝕂𝕒𝕥𝕤𝕦𝕠
ㅤꨄ︎ Misaki is the type of girl to mix coffee, red bull, rockstar, ghost, five hour energy, and vodka together and drink it in one sitting. She cannot be judging your for your caffeine consumption. But alas, she’ll still chide you on taking care of yourself while she drinks some mystery concoction from an unlabeled cup.
❝ʸ'ᵏⁿᵒʷ, ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵖᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒʷⁿ, ᵇᵃᵇᵉ. ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵈᶦᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗᵎ❞
ㅤꨄ︎ They don’t mean to be a hypocrite, seriously! It’s just that they care about your wellbeing a whole lot more than they care about their own. They don’t think anything bad will happen, it’s just that if something does, they don’t know what they’d do if they didn’t even try to help you.
ㅤꨄ︎ Asks you for flavor recommendations before assassinations. The caffeine gets her blood pumping the right way and the taste makes her think of you. When she thinks of you, she always does better because she knows she has you to come home to.
ㅤꨄ︎ Will cut back on the heart attack concoctions if you ask very nicely. But they’ll also limit you to one energy drink a day, because she cares about your pretty little heart!
ᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴ “ᴠ” ᴠɪʟᴊᴏᴇɴ
ㅤꨄ︎ No. No, absolutely not. There are so many chemicals in those cans of death that you’ll contract heart problems immediately! Do you have any idea what’s in those things? All those additives will in fact kill you. One more of those and you might just worry him to death.
❝ᴰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃⁿʸ ᶦᵈᵉᵃ ʰᵒʷ ᵗᵉʳʳᶦᵇˡᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ, ᵈᵉᵃʳᵉˢᵗˀ ᴾᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ ᵈᵒʷⁿ.❞
ㅤꨄ︎ He’s a coffee drinker, but not excessively. One cup of black coffee in the morning will do it for him. That being said, he doesn’t quite understand why you can’t do the same. If you live together, he’ll bring you a cup every morning, prepared exactly how you like it! Or teas–he’ll even try matcha.
ㅤꨄ︎ After this does not work, he tries to limit the energy drink intake. He just wants you to be safe. Yes, he’s overreacting. Yes, he knows it. But it’s not worth the risk. If he doesn’t help you, then it’s his fault if things go wrong.
ㅤꨄ︎ After enough time, he calmed down about it, but he does need you to limit it to a healthy amount. And if you’s switch to coffee, he’d be forever grateful to you! He’ll even spend extra money getting you nicer brands and such.
