I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep
I need everyone who is mean to start being kind and nice NOW
what the fuck does anyone even miss from 2016. zika virus? clowns? brexit? y'all must have had a different year than me
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
Gritty Detective Fiction: There's been a murder 🚬🏚🌧
Cozy Mystery Fiction: There's been a murder ☕️🤔🏡☀️
Intense birdwatcher: there's been a murder 🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🔭😀
life is so beautiful when you have a tv show
plot twist: it all goes well and life keeps getting better.
wished a customer happy new year yesterday and he responded “happy new moment! you get as many of those as you’d like :)” so we’re all gonna be okay
new year new mountain goats
guys what if everything worked out
Wishing financial freedom, good sex, laughter and perfectly seasoned food for everyone reading this




