Mary Said So

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Well lmao. I’m aneelin or aneelinhere on most other places. With a lil bee on avi. Feel free to find me, I’ll look for people too but you know. Gestures etc.

Pinned Post i’m quote unquote on uhhh bluesky mastadon & dreamwidth I think maybe other places??? look if it says aneelin or aneelinhere and it’s a bee that’ll be me good luck to us all my friends I hope we find a nice communal raft in the sea to shitpost on in These Trying Times
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prokopetz

It's actually kind of striking how rapidly the ads on ostensibly respectable platforms have changed in the last 12–18 months. I've been getting penis enlargement scams and pyramid schemes that don't even bother to pretend to be otherwise on YouTube – it's like every platform is now running the kinds of ads that even three years ago would have been restricted to porn sites, and I'm not gonna lie, the fact that everyone seems to be getting desperate all at once ain't an encouraging sign!

prokopetz

I just saw full frontal erect penis on a weather app. It's not the sign of the impending tech-bubble implosion I expected, but apparently it's the sign we're getting.

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cipher-fresh

the cultural reputation of Hawkeye Pierce is wild bc you'll see members of Gen X who grew up watching MASH and haven't revisited it since recall Hawkeye as a macho military man who constantly gets pussy and sticks it to the man but then you watch the show and he's a antiracist bisexual pansy who DESPISES the military, (who does still stick it to the man) hates guns and begs for men to get him pregnant

cipher-fresh

#this also happened to my friend jim kirk

THIS ALSO HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND JIM KIRK!!!!

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k64ribbon

i’m pursuing a career as a pastry chef and i enjoy making sweets for the people i love. if one more person starts waxing hysterical about the dangers of sugar and fat and calories in response to me making something nice for them i’m gonna become a real life batman villain.

k64ribbon

like they almost always DO want the sweet in question, so it’s not a matter of disliking the gift. but they feel the need to perform this whole display of guilt and shame about it. and it’s super awkward and uncomfortable.

k64ribbon

it’s not black tar heroin. it’s a cookie. i made it with love. it will not kill you. if you don’t want it that’s perfectly okay. but at least have the same grace and manners you would if you were rejecting any other gift, alright?