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  • nightclubsinger:

    i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things

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  • teaboot:

    teaboot:

    weepingchoir:

    toskarin:

    toskarin:

    toskarin:

    the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don’t necessarily recommend it you know you’re seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

    friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

    people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that’s not the case. not that kind of situation. you’re getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they’re making you watch Gooby because “it’s kinda good”

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    Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

    Fully derailing this post because I found a gif

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  • the-bar-sinister:

    They would not go on cute dates and raise children, they would punch each other in the throat and have bad sex on the couch.

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  • june-egbert-official:

    pepperpup86:

    daftmooncretin:

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    spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

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    for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

    You are judging Spock’s room through human associations tastes. Remember, Vulcan blood is green and the planet Vulcan is red (Discovery even adds to this by showing red trees around Sarek’s property).

    On Vulcan, red is the color of nature, so (assuming Vulcans even assign meaning to colors), red is likely a very calm and soothing color choice. Green is probably the Vulcan color of passion and/or danger.

    From a Vulcan perspective, Spock’s room is a cozy cottage core with some historical knickknacks hung around.

    Kirk’s green carpet, green plants, green lighting room is the Vulcan equivalent of a boudoir at best or blood-stained slaughterhouse at worst.

    so what you’re saying is Vulcan children’s hospitals-

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  • greatjaggi:

    LGBT friend groups

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  • kosmogrl:

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  • themojavesworst:

    *licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

    (via psych-is-the-name)

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  • yellow-cat:

    remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

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  • yellbug:

    the word “difficult” just autocorrected to this right before my eyes i feel like i am undergoing forced glindafication

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