the enemy has created a new kind of weapon involving the use of “men kissing”. what could it possibly mean…

Jared Lego, the Wampire: “I am… Quite fond of the more contemporary musics of your age… Like Type O Negative, and The Deftones….”

Jared Lego would’ve made a great Vampire Character if they stopped letting him do his weird Jared Lego shit