"I'm dying lmao cry-laugh emoji" - Buccharati | Banner from Surreal Salvation Opening 3 by Azure Arts! | ANY INCEST SHIPPERS DNI | I do reblog nsfw jokes occasionally but I try not to make it too obscene
(^ this is to act as my banner on desktop! art by Azure Arts from this)
Hey there! Updating my pinned cause it’s old lol
I go by a lot of names, pick a nickname and go with it! I also use any pronouns, so my old pronouns.page is irrelevant lol. I love neos so so much
Singlet adult, but I try my best to understand system stuff!!
WARNING I will reblog NSFW jokes occasionally!! They’re usually not too bad but just in case… also, don’t expect any consistent fandomposting with me. I am an enigma
Tags I use:
#fanfic!! : for when I’m sharing a quote from a fanfic I like! Old and mostly unused oops
#rocket talk : text posts, other stuff
#rocket vid : videos
#ask / #hey an ask! : asks
#art : art
#my writing : writing
Also!! Sometimes my reblogs are on @seatheunholy !! Go follow that if you want it
in case you ever feel embarrassed by something you’ve done, just know that it likely cannot be as bad at the time I (a Bug Hunter fan) was at a Bug Hunter concert, and (not recognizing him) asked Mr. Bug Hunter himself, to his face, if he’d ever been to a Bug Hunter concert before. he laughed and said yes btw. and my sister, with me at the time, proceeded to not stop laughing at me for the next week. MORTIFYING.
Bug Hunter and the Narcissist Cookbook teaming up so often is so funny to observe from the outside as a fan of both artists bc it’s like
Bug fans: “he seems like such a nice little guy!” “I showed my mom his music, and she loves him!” “His silly little wordplay is so fun and quirky!” “This song literally saved my life! Now I’m full of love!” “Wholesome. This music helped me accept my broken bio family and focus on finding my own family.
tNC fans: "I listened to them and turned queer.” “Daddy– I mean, daddy– I mean–” “one of their songs got stuck in my head so I punched a nazi in the face!” “This song literally saved my life! Now I’m full of rage for the government!” “This music helped me accept my broken bio family so I burned their house down.” “Mommy– I mean daddy– I mean–”
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I do not think it’s possible to put into words how much the lyrics “I sent my resume to god in MLA and 12 point font” hit me like a ton of bricks every time I hear them, dear lord Bug-
That whole song means the world to me and I reccomend it to anyone and everyone but I am NOT exaggerating when I say that I think about that one line daily
I feel like Bug Hunter goes on stage and you can tell he’s in a loving, committed relationship with his guitar. Meanwhile TNC finishes their set and slaps their guitar on the ass on the way out.
MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO
some context
1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot
2. abusive ex was also a sex offender
3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well
4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital
5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy
some more Facts About Ralph
he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE”
in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.
the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service
this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life
