My Characters Beat Me Up and Take My Lunch Money

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
vallaragna

smegmata-dentata asked:

Okok last one I promise, sorry if this was annoying I just really like showing these guys to ppl

Banana bat (Musonycteris harrisoni)

have-you-seen-this-animal answered:

Never apologize for requesting an animal at the “request an animal” blog! I appreciate you requesting each species separately!

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Have you seen the banana bat (Musonycteris harrisoni)?

I have now

Yes, in photos/videos

Yes, irl

I’m not sure

This bat has the smallest range of any New World leaf-nosed bat, at about 20,000 square kilometers.

the schnozzle on that creature bats
808-bantar
ashenmind

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adeafterdark

Why does it go back up. Please. I’m scared.

ashenmind

Genuine answer: It’s referencing the collecting of a large number of smoke detectors in order to get the radioactive material used in some types.

The kind of person reckless enough to do amateur nuclear engineering is also at higher risk of accidentally starting a fire than most people.

assigned-stupid-at-birth

Stop vauge posting about David Hahn

ashenmind

considering he’s been dead for a decade, the odds of him dying in a house fire are actually pretty low

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fipindustries

art history will be like "this is the most revolutionary painting of its time!" and you will look at it and is just a normal painting of a lady sitting under a tree and then an art historian will explain "this is the first time a painting ever used this specific shade of blue which challenged all understood conventions of how to depict light and launched a movement known as auzureism, and also the lady is looking at a sparrow which in its time it was a sign of fierce sexual liberation and it was considered scandalous" and then you find out the painter was expelled from the academy of art of stockholm because of the painting and that the king of sweeden paid three thousand marcs (equivallent to ten million dollars now a days) to have the painting in his room and the painting still looks like a generic painting of a lady under a tree