I'll slowly go through and dump my twitter drawings here!

I thought it would be cute if Tenna could summon the little spamitos mid-argument...

"i can't do this without you (romantic)" of course. but also "i can't do this without you (platonic)" and "i can't do this without you (mentee to mentor)". for that matter "i can't do this without you (mentor to mentee)". nor can we forget "I can't do this without you (siblings)" and "i can't do this without you (work husband)". "I can't do this without you (novice to idol)" and "I can't do this without you (parent teaching a child)" and "I can't do this without you (a stranger on the street)". "I can't do this without you (we're in this together)" and "I can't do this without you (you make this worth it)" and "I can't do this without you (you give me hope)". simply so

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

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(cherub from the mystical wanderers)

eebee.

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

listen to me. two good friends who are mean to each other as a joke aren't necessarily sibling coded.

and if one of them is a woman and helps the other with something. she is not mothering and nurturing them. she is helping her friend

re: that recent post an interesting thing about being an any pronouns user is that most cishet people will hear that and immediately go "oh thank god I can just call you the normal girl pronouns" and many queer people will go "okay got it I'll use they/them and apologize if I ever fuck up and use a different one" and it's like. okay. you're actually both kind of whiffing it in different ways.

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

You see a medical-looking neat little spray bottle on the table. The label says "wound spray". I tell you not to touch that. For some reason you spray some on yourself anyway and scream as a horrible smell fills the room and the chemical reaction of some unknown substance burns your skin right off. You scream and ask what the hell was that.

It's a wound spray, obviously. You spray some on your skin on the desired area, to instantly create a wound.

1019 Hydrapple

What the fuck.

excuse me??

My doughnussy is being censored </3

why did tumblr hide my mutuals doughnussy for 5 months

His favourite show is on