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xanaxfarts:

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Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken

sing-you-fools:

me: this is a background character who’s in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

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bloomingcockroaches:

bloomingcockroaches:

still rooting for you, mate (part 4 of )

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geoledgy:

I wrote a tutorial on how to set up a deviantArt-like art gallery on a neocities (or other static site) come check it out:

It was a lot of work to put my art gallery together and get it working, but because I didn’t see literally anything on creating such a gallery (other than ready-made templates) I decided to write up a tutorial hoping it will help others who want to code a more robust art gallery that goes beyond just using a simple slideshow/lightbox. Each image is its own post, like how deviantArt works.

This is a draft of the page where I copied my existing posts just to fill up the gallery and see how it fits:

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and this is what my individual post looks like:

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rogaloid:

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“I’ll let you go, but only if you take the girl to the Snow Queen.”

duelpersonality:

What’s the most common irreparable linguistic shift you experience from attending Hellsite U?

It fuken wimdy

I’m going to get a good grade in _____

Me, an intellectual

You’re telling me a _____ fried this rice?

_____, my beloved.

Don’t quote the deep magic to me, witch.

Other (add in tags)

twiststreet:

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lionofchaeronea:

eeahs:

if you’re 26 and older, reblog.

I remember when I was 26. The mastodon hunts were the highlight of my day, and we cheered whenever we made fire…

feathernotes:

cartoonistcoop:

The Hiveworks Artist Guild has released a public statement alleging years of labor abuses, financial mismanagement, and misconduct at Hiveworks at the hands of Xellette “Xel” Velamist and Isabelle “Isa” Melançon. Read their full statement HERE

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Attached image is their logo, no credit (artists asked to not be credited).

Reblogging the article from the co-op, where our letter is hosted, to let folks know that the ‘isa’ mentioned above is the same person who does the 'crow time’ comics under the name Secondlina.
Please take the time to read the article, and please be cautious if she ever approaches you, she is not to be trusted.

thank you to everyone who has supported us, this was a really intense day for us at the hive guild!

queerpyracy:

“wahh i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay bc i don’t want men to be mean to women” what about a woman doing heinous shit to a man and that man (who also sucks) being pathetically psychosexually obsessed with her. you people have no fucking vision. if you were willing to read & write women doing actual wrongs this wouldn’t be a problem. let that female character commit atrocities with the sole goal of ruining one guy’s life while they have weird sexual tension about it

themboots:

gamingofhubris:

I do have to say that objectively ghoulcy is extremely hilarious from Hanks POV.

Like you help manufacture the end of the world 2 centuries ago. Your boss is married to Cooper frickin Howard - and shes convinced him to do ads, which is just the bees knees since he doesnt do ANY ads, thank God for the old ball and chain eh?

But since they end up separating you end up ignoring he existed, enjoy some of the movies you’d stored but whatever. You get frozen, come back, have a family before realizing your bisexual wife wants to leave u and take the kids and you just can’t handle that, the optics of your family falling apart is not at all acceptable.

So you take care of that, cover your ass, and everything is swell for a decade or so and you’re in control and everything’s great. Your daughters about to be married off (wipes tears) only to kind of recognize the overseer of 32, only to realize too late why.

Yall stole her tech. Whoops! How’s she still here?

And she kidnapped you infront of your daughter and vault, and half your participants are dead and suddenly you have to face your husk of a mostly dead wife for weeks. Jesus cmon, you only dropped a nuke and barely anyone remembers anyway, you just want to go home and get the plan back on track.

And then fucking Cooper Howard shows up with your daughter and she’s clearly trusting him and not you anymore.

What a fucking choice of a life man

jimmythejiver:

un-monstre:

un-monstre:

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like “I’m not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it.” Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won’t let you copy and paste:

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