i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything
Evil haunted dead wife picture locket that makes u hallucinate memories of a dead wife u never had frolicking in a wheat field and running across the beach and baking a big cake and she puts a lil frosting on ur nose and painting the walls on a house you never lived in
I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre
They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.
Haven’t drawn my gal in a while 🎀
How do you tell a girl that you want to collar her up and feed her your blood by dripping it through the bars of a muzzle you bought for her. That you want to see her come undone and watch as she lets you domesticate her like she's a wolf that you've gained the misled trust of. That you want to call her yours and share a preything between the two of you <3



