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When I'm reading a romance novel and I find out the male lead looks like a football player and not lithe and effeminate like a wounded gazelle

When I’m reading a romance novel and I find out the female lead looks lithe and effeminate like a wounded gazelle and not like a football player

Now your child can play doctor with their very own Ill Amelia™ doll! She comes with a hospital playset and tiny medical equipment, too. She's even full of fun phrases like:

  • "C'mon guys, I'm not sick!"
  • "Who's the birdbrain in charge of this place?"
  • "Get that thing away from me!"
  • "I'm supposed to be going back to college!"
  • "My family sent me here to get rid of me, you need to let me leave! Please!"

Get yours today! (Batteries not included.)

ok so consider: a dominatrix who, instead of the usual black leather and terror setup, presents as a cute little magical girl in a lolita fashion-inspired costume. you get to be the monster of the week.

a do-moé-natrix, if you will.

alternatively, you pose as someone transformed into a monster by the big bad; this allows you to fold the aftercare into the fiction, as the heroine tells you how worried she was about you, and about how happy she is to have you back.

there could even be a dominatrix who does a variation on this setup involving boxing gloves and grappling. a precure-style do-moé-natrix. a do-maki-itoh-natrix.

maybe the cold and squirming thing from beyond the stars isn't in the mood for tentacle rape this evening. maybe it'd like to bottom for a change. have you considered that

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clickrtrained-deactivated202512

hey so my Owners feeling really fucking mean its one of these again

500 notes = 1 hr of overstim

closes in 1 day PLEASE have mercy

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