I started saying “i’m thinking about making spreadsheets for-“ and this fucking nerd fucking dork BIT HER LIP

lamignonette:

officialprincefroggy:

attention concert goers: please put on your dick sucking lips immediately. someone in the front row is recording the performance with, get this, a nintendo 3ds

a-a-a-bbcd:

catbedamned:

me looking at modern art: its ok but where is the fear of god?

Nativity, 1995, Vladimir Dubossarsky and Alexander Vinogradov

Having a crush will cure you of your chronic constipation

madeleinefjall:

Double knitted a bug scarf following this pattern 🍂

decompositie:

divorce-enjoyer:

divorce-enjoyer:

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

sacred-portal:

S Q U I R I N G! I MEANT SQUIRE! LIKE ⚔️🛡️🐎?! 🏰🗡️???????????

hav-frue:

kitty and dinners