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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
wormsdyke
thenotoriousscuttlecliff

Each Benoit Blanc film takes place in a different season and classic murder mystery setting.

Knives Out: Autumn in a country house

Glass Onion: Summer on a private island

Wake up Dead Man: Spring in a small town

So the next film in the cycle needs to be set in winter on a mode of transportation.

starrylitte

The people yearn for Murder on the Orient Express

yyEEEAAAHHHHHHH it Will happen. get that man on a locomotive.
nightmaretour
homoquartz

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

piratedgender

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eugeniedanglars
eugeniedanglars

major league hockey fan watching ilya kiss shane’s helmet at the 2017 all star game and posting “god had to put ilya rozanov and shane hollander on rival teams because otherwise they’d be having so much gay sex they wouldn’t have time for hockey” and then a few years later reblogging themselves like “WELL”

IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS like WHAT is the state of sports rpf in the hr universe heated rivalry in another universe roomf is showing me blurry gifs of this moment and i’m saying ‘WOAH THE RITUALS ARE INTRICATE who are they….’
darcyolsson

Anonymous asked:

kind of curious to know bc I just scrolled thru my music listening app and realized I have created 138 playlists, and when I asked my friends they told me they had like 20 playlists max:

how many (created) music playlists do you currently have?

  • 1-10
  • 11-20
  • 21-50
  • 51-100
  • 100<
i have 77 ! more than i would have thought tbh i would’ve guessed under 50