notemily:

valtsv:

valtsv:

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to “if the ocean doesn’t like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍”

An edited tumblr post originally made by @queensparklekitten which says "'oh no we're all doomed by the sea' maybe you are. i'm the ocean's favorite." followed by a self reblog comment which says "update: turns out this is not a good thing for me". The entire screenshot has been filtered through an effect which makes it appear as if it's underwater.ALT

best use of the underwater filter on this app