putting ribbon in my hair not in a coquette way but in a late 1700s frenzied lawyer type of way

Fulfilling my dream to be a Nelson era navy lieutenant

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIKIPEDIA EDITING ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

even saying cost of living leaves something bitter in my mouth what kind of fucking phrase is that. vile

I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

JUST A DAILY REMINDER THAT YOU ARE WONDERFUL!!! DESPITE THE WAY YOU WERE BORN, DESPITE YOUR MENTAL ILLNESSES, DESPITE YOUR BODY, DESPITE YOUR CHOICES, YOU ARE AWESOME AND LOVED!!! GIVE THE WORLD HELL!!!

stop asking ai for advice and start asking bitches with tarot cards to read your future

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

Enjoy year of the horse 🐎💗

Fish w a cigarette and soulless eyes

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

the prettiest girl in the world

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks 

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

family album