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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bonefarm
bonefarm

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Need a falconry license for this thang

bonefarm

This thing has made 14 new little things if you even care

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tigirl-and-co

why is one of your birds The Chosen One

bonefarm

Ok real answer, I have three Roosters- two are young Marans and one is this big 8 century old one-eyed Rhode Island Red named Mr. Marge.

I didn’t think gramps was still breeding the hens and I haven’t seen any chicks from him in ages but apparently Jurassic Park up there is down to clown with the GILFs

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silvermoon424
maythray

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

maythray

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

gauntletqueen

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

ailurinae

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blastovkatamarinecromancy

Computer programmers are perpetually famished

calamitaswrath
codex-entry

i glibly asked in the video why boys were always listed first in gender selects and now I have an embarrassing amount of people tripping over their dicks to let me know that 'actually, boy comes before girl alphabetically!! not everything is sexism!!!', seemingly straight up forgetting that most gender selects are between 'male' and 'female'.

it's dire, i fear.

codex-entry

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE TERRIBLE ARGUMENTS FOLLOWED MEEEEEEEEEEE

assumptionprime

Attempting to slay the "why male always listed first in gender select screens" hyrda with my "it's misogyny" sword but every time I cut off one excuse two more take its place"ALT
fount-ofknowledge
shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

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mlembug

"the average income in <X> is <Y> of <currency>" cool, what's the median

unyielding-pussy

Average isn't useful here. however, after a little bit of research, apparently the median income in the US is $24,327, which means the reality is actually much worse than this meme makes it seem. yay!

asteroidtroglodyte

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wirelessmousegirl

According to time magazine, median annual rent is $13,896, which means rent alone is 57% Of the median annual income, awesome!